The title menu features Princess Peach with her titties out, feeling her own nipples and snatch. The game loads in Flash pretty quickly, giving me just enough time to lube up the ol’ silicone princess snatch and eat a mushroom to get really big and hard. Step into the Mushroom Kingdom with a Boner Based incredibly loosely on Mario Is Missing, this free game combines platforming action with some RPG elements, and a ton of dirty sex animations. Peach’s Untold Tale is one of the more polished examples of fan-made interactive Mario storytelling, earning creator Ivan Aedler a bunch of eager patrons on Patreon. It’s obvious from the wealth of kinky hentai and porn games that a lot of perverts had their sexual awakening while playing Super Mario Bros games. That’s the guy who’d probably playing Peach’s Untold Tale. While everyone else is engaging in hypothetical discussion of video game perversion, one dude is quietly hiding his boner.
Mario is missing peach's untold tale! Do you ever wonder what Princess Peach is into, sexually? It’s the kind of question you might discuss with some friends while passing a joint, cracking juvenile jokes about whether Toad’s dick looks like the rest of him, or if Bullet Bill could be extracted from her anus once he’d entered.
